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Audition TG "Ever seen 'Stab Lake'?" Julian asked. "No, what is that, some pun on 'Swan Lake'?" I asked. "No, it's not.  I'm glad you haven't, Alex.  We're taking auditions for the remake, and the rule is that no one in a lead roll has seen the original movie." "On what budget?" I asked.  "Last time I checked you were stealing toilet paper rolls from public restrooms so you wouldn't die from lack of toilet paper." "Didn't you hear man?  We won the contest from International Studios!  They're giving us five grand, equipment, and the rights to shoot at the ORIGINAL Camp Stab!" "So what, th